Subject: TOP TEN LIST 

TOP TEN SHOCKING REVELATIONS IN CLINTON'S NEW BIOGRAPHY

10. Regretted not serving in military after learning about the
    free meals

 9. Has had sex in every Taco Bell in District of Columbia

 8. When he first entered the White House, he yelled, "Look
    Hillary! Indoor plumbing!"

 7. Only real father figure he ever had?  Janet Reno

 6. Secret goal: beat Wilt Chamberlain's career record of
    20,000 women

 5. Whatever his problems are, it ain't for lack of a good
    breakfast

 4. As grade school homeroom representative, ordered safety
    patrol to round up cute girls

 3. Privately refers to Newt Gingrich as "a bitch"

 2. While studying at Oxford, got it on with the Queen

 1. Real name: Bubba Bubba-Ghali